Humor, aboriginal-style
I Have Never Hunted Buffalo, But I’ve Had Their Wings...Drew Hayden Taylor’s “I AM ABORIGINAL”
Some t-shirt slogans from Taylor:I’ve never rubbed noses as a sign of affection but I’d be more than willing to try.
I do not personally have a land claim but I have not ruled out the possibility.
Contrary to popular belief, I do pay taxes and like you, I find it annoying.
My great great grandmother was part white but that doesn’t change anything.
Some t-shirt slogans from Taylor:
I do not personally have a land claim but I have not ruled out the possibility.
Contrary to popular belief, I do pay taxes and like you, I find it annoying.
My great great grandmother was part white but that doesn’t change anything.
posted by Rob at 7:35 AM
3 Comments:
Writerfella here --
Here's a couple more T-shirts for the dude:
"Basques wear boots to hide their purple feet."
"If you didn't vote, shut uppa you face!"
"Columbus lost his way. Cincinatti made sure of it."
"The White Man kept one promise. He said he would take our land, and he took it."
"Everyone here celebrates Independence Day. Unless it means something else entirely..."
All Best
Russ Bates
'writerfella'
"Columbus lost his way. Cincinatti made sure of it."
He must have been way too fond of Skyline Chili.
Writerfella here --
Herewith a few more:
"Kiss me, I'm Native. I'm one in a million!"
"Climb upon my knee, Assiniboin!"
"Then there was this Native Casino owner who bought a yacht club, so he could see his red sons in the sail set..."
And the Cherokee Chairman said, "Four Score And THIRTEEN MOONS Ago, we sold our birthright for a pot of message..."
All Best
Russ Bates
'writerfella'
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